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052 Early Shopper 采购过早

外国人讲:

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. “What are you charged with?”he asked. 中国人讲:

那天是圣诞节,法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你因为什么被起诉?”他问。

“Doing my Christmas shopping early.” replied the defendant.

“That’s no offense.”replied the judge,“How early were you doing this shopping?”

“Before the store opened.”countered the prisoner.

1judge[dʒʌdʒ]n.法官

2benevolent[bə'nevələnt]adj.仁慈的;乐善好施的

3mood[muːd]n.情绪

4counter['kauntə]v.反驳,回答

“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。

法官回答:“这不算犯法。你购物有多早?”

“在商店开门之前。”犯人应道。