最强大脑(英文笑话集)
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第5章 Poisonous Snakes

Father and son snake are out for nice ofternoon.

The son asks,"Dad, are we poisonous snakes?"

The father replies proudly,"Yes, son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask so?"

"Because dad, I just bite my tongue!"

毒蛇

一个阳光明媚的下午,蛇父亲和蛇儿子出去散步。

儿子问:“爸爸,我们是毒蛇吗?”

父亲得意地答道:“当然了,孩子,我们是响尾蛇啊!为什么这么问呢?”

“因为,刚才我把舌头咬破了!”