秀外晦中(英文笑话集)
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第4章 Not Fair

A: Mr. Tom died yesterday. Are you going to attend his funeral?

B: No, of course not!

A: Why not? I thought you were friends.

B: It wouldn't be fair if I did.

A: Not fair? What do you mean?

B: If I attend his funeral, would he be able to attend mine?

不公平

甲:“汤姆先生昨天去世了。你去参加他的葬礼吗?”

乙:“不去,当然不去!”

甲:“为什么不去?我还以为你们是好朋友呢。”

乙:“我要是去,那会不公平。”

甲:“不公平?你这话什么意思?”

乙:“我要是参加了他的葬礼,他能参加我的葬礼吗?”