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第8章 What Did the Chicken Do
Sam's parrot was always using bad language, so he asked the vet how he could stop it."Every time the bird swears, put it in the freezer for 15 seconds."advised the vet.
The next time the parrot uttered an expletive, Sam did as the vet said.Then, feeling guilty, Ted opened the freezer.
Shivering, the parrot came out saying,"I'm sorry for all the bad language I've been using. "Sam was astounded at the sudden change.Then the parrot said,"by the way, what did the chicken do?"
那只鸡犯了什么错
山姆的鹦鹉总是说脏话，所以他就问兽医怎么才能制止。兽医建议道：“每次它一说脏话，你就把它放在冰箱里关它十五秒钟。”
等到鹦鹉又说脏话时，山姆就照兽医的话做了。过了一会儿，山姆觉得这样不太好，就又打开了冰箱。
鹦鹉冻得瑟瑟发抖，出来后说道：“我对我说脏话的行为道歉。”对于如此突如其来的转变，山姆很惊讶。鹦鹉接着问道：“另外，能问一下那只鸡犯了什么错吗？”