第11章 Elephant VS Ants Soccer Game

It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle, so the elephants decided to challenge the ants to a game of soccer.

The game was going well with the elephants beating the ants, when the ants gained possession.

The ants'star player was dribbling the ball towards the elephants'goal when the elephants'left back came lumbering towards him. The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly.

The referee stopped the game."What the hell do you think you're doing?Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?"

The elephant replied,"Well, I didn't mean to kill him—I was just trying to trip him up."

大象对蚂蚁的足球赛

在一个周日下午的丛林里，大象觉得无聊，于是提出跟蚂蚁比赛踢足球。

比赛顺利进行，大象队赢球，此时，蚂蚁队控球。

蚂蚁队的球星正在运球，准备将球踢进大象队的球门，大象队的左后卫迈着笨重的步伐向蚂蚁跑来，只见大象一脚踩在小蚂蚁上，一下就把他给踩死了。

裁判终止了比赛。“你在做什么？你认为杀死对手符合比赛精神吗？”

大象回答：“嗯，我不是要杀死他，我只是想把他绊倒。”