校园幽默故事(第1辑):在快乐中成长
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15 How Wars Begin

The Stevenson family was having dinner. The family ate without talking for several minutes, then Tom said, “Daddy, do you know how warswar n.战争 begin? ”

Mr Stevenson thought for a momentmoment n.瞬间,then he said,“Yes,I think so.I'll give you an example.We'll take two countries, Britain and the United States. If Britain fought with the United States...”

Mrs Stevenson laughed.“That's crazycrazy adj.发疯的;糊涂的, ”she said to her husband.“Britain and the United States have been friends for over two hundred years. They'll never fight.”

“Yes, I know that, ” Mr Stevenson said. “I was only using them as an example.”

“But they're not a good example, ” Mrs Stevenson said. “France and Germany are a better example.”

“Britain and the United States are the best example, ” Mr Stevenson repliedreply v.回答.“They are friends now but they were enemiesenemy n.仇敌;敌人 in the past. They fought a war! ”

“But that was a long time ago, ” Mrs Stevenson said. “You should use more modernmodern adj.现代的 examples.”

“And you should let me answer my son's question, ” Mr Stevenson said angrily.

“Not when you give him wrong answers, ” Mrs Stevenson said.

“I am not giving him wrong answers! ”Mr Stevenson shoutedshout v.呼喊;喊叫.“I am giving him perfectlyperfectly adv.十分;完全地 good answers.”

“Don't shout at me! ” Mrs Stevenson cried. “I'm not one of your stupid friends.”

“My friends aren't stupid! ” Mr Stevenson stood up and walked angrily out the room.

“Now I'll answer your question, ” Mrs Stevenson said to her son.

“It's all right, Mom, ” he said. “You and Dad already have.”